just……be my wife.  just……be my wife. 

just……be my wife. 

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smidgetz:

reverseracism:

susiethemoderator:

empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

ummmm…………….

Do…Do white people really fuck pumpkins?

Yes.

I think the real question is “what don’t they fuck?”

Like forreal tho, they be hittin’ they cousins raw from behind one minute then hoppin’ over to the ranch next door hoping to get freaky deaky with the neighborhood stallion.

White people fuck hot pockets okay? HOT POCKETS, fresh out the microwave. And horses.

and warm apple pies. 

lsix12:

SHE’S BACK!

Bon Qui Qui Spring 2013 T by Alexander Wang (by alexanderwang)

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BEST BITS OF THE VMAS 2014

motheroflesbians:

  • Beyoncé 
  • Beyoncé’s hair
  • Beyoncé’s family
  • Beyoncé educating people on feminism 
  • Beyoncé’s tribute to her fans
  • Beyoncé’s full album experience 
  • Beyoncé having the WHOLE audience singing and on their feet
  • Beyoncé starstrucking the celebs
  • Beyoncé 

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pretty-period:

“More girls should join boys’ teams so it could be a tradition and it wouldn’t be so special.” - 13-year-old Mo’Ne Davis, the 18th girl to play in the Little League World Series in its 68-year history, the FIRST girl to throw a Little League World Series SHUTOUT. Her fastball? 70 MILES PER HOUR. #throwlikeagirl #BlackGirlsROCK
pretty-period:

“More girls should join boys’ teams so it could be a tradition and it wouldn’t be so special.” - 13-year-old Mo’Ne Davis, the 18th girl to play in the Little League World Series in its 68-year history, the FIRST girl to throw a Little League World Series SHUTOUT. Her fastball? 70 MILES PER HOUR. #throwlikeagirl #BlackGirlsROCK

pretty-period:

More girls should join boys’ teams so it could be a tradition and it wouldn’t be so special.” - 13-year-old Mo’Ne Davis, the 18th girl to play in the Little League World Series in its 68-year history, the FIRST girl to throw a Little League World Series SHUTOUT. Her fastball? 70 MILES PER HOUR. #throwlikeagirl #BlackGirlsROCK

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Lort. Just send me a fine brown bae with a fat ass. Cuz….. Lort. Just send me a fine brown bae with a fat ass. Cuz….. Lort. Just send me a fine brown bae with a fat ass. Cuz…..

Lort. Just send me a fine brown bae with a fat ass. Cuz…..

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I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes 

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Joe | All The Things (Your Man Won’t Do)

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