imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via jaundiceyeyes)

specialagentofthelamb:

This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!
specialagentofthelamb:

This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!
specialagentofthelamb:

This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!
specialagentofthelamb:

This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!
specialagentofthelamb:

This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!
specialagentofthelamb:

This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!

specialagentofthelamb:

This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!

(via j0hnny)

“Bet you I will”
— A nigga that won’t. (via blackproverbs)

(via blackproverbs)

but these niggas aint hearing it though

(via kaynic0le)

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time
fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time
fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time
fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time
fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time
fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time
fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

(via but-im-a-creep)

paxmachina:

CranioSão Paulo, Brazil

Photo: gagibbens on Flickr.

(via whererealitygrows)

“They told me to pour my heart into everything I do. So that’s what I did, I poured and poured and poured. Now they ask me why I’m so empty.”

(via florential)

Damn.

(via harleylovegood)

(via nicky-anne)