xbean:

Black parents be on some other shit. They call your name and you yell back “yes?” but then they act like they don’t hear you but let yo ass try to mumble something. All the sudden this bitch got super sonic hearing.

(via cieraleone-ave)

offsetshawty:

"Let this nigga say aNYTHING to me tonight ima cook his Tim Duncan outfit havin ass watch"




Barry my brotha…..what the hell you got on? Walkin round dressed like michael jordan and shit. offsetshawty:

"Let this nigga say aNYTHING to me tonight ima cook his Tim Duncan outfit havin ass watch"




Barry my brotha…..what the hell you got on? Walkin round dressed like michael jordan and shit. offsetshawty:

"Let this nigga say aNYTHING to me tonight ima cook his Tim Duncan outfit havin ass watch"




Barry my brotha…..what the hell you got on? Walkin round dressed like michael jordan and shit.

offsetshawty:

"Let this nigga say aNYTHING to me tonight ima cook his Tim Duncan outfit havin ass watch"

Barry my brotha…..what the hell you got on? Walkin round dressed like michael jordan and shit.

(via commedesbrazil)

Havent met a finer bronx chick in my liiiiiife Havent met a finer bronx chick in my liiiiiife Havent met a finer bronx chick in my liiiiiife Havent met a finer bronx chick in my liiiiiife Havent met a finer bronx chick in my liiiiiife Havent met a finer bronx chick in my liiiiiife Havent met a finer bronx chick in my liiiiiife Havent met a finer bronx chick in my liiiiiife Havent met a finer bronx chick in my liiiiiife Havent met a finer bronx chick in my liiiiiife

Havent met a finer bronx chick in my liiiiiife

(via itsthelesbiana)

Bae sending selfies 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

commedesbrazil:

i am 2 cute to not get my back blown out on a regular basis

meowrailsprite:

stormybabe:

ileliberte:

devildoll:

prrb:

lets play a game called “where the fuck is the next button in this theme”

that’s my second favorite game after “no, wait, THIS is the tiniest font i’ve ever seen”

And right up there with those two is the “am I going blind or is this dark purple type on a black background?” game.

Brought to you by the creators of “where is the pause button for the autoplay music”

Featuring “how the hell do I Reblog this”

(via j0hnny)

Bae better stop giving me this eye

Bae better stop giving me this eye

(via fuckyeahrihanna)

viiximcmxc:

Aw, I can’t wait til I have my “person”.
That’s gonna be nice.
I’ve hit so many feels I have to keep in because I don’t have my own person.
I wanna let the feels out.

(via shezuschrist)